Ferguson's red and white army [clap, clap, clap]
Ferguson's red and white army [clap, clap, clap]...

Fergie, give us a song,
Fergie, Fergie, give us a song...
(The supporters' sarcastic reaction to Fergie's criticism of the poor atmosphere at Old Trafford v Birmingham on New Year's Day 2008. This song was first sang at Villa Park in United's 2-0 FA Cup win, and heard again at home v Newcastle (6-0))

Fergie, give us a wave,
Fergie, Fergie, give us a wave...

Stand Up, if you love Fergie,
Stand Up, if you love Fergie...

Oh, every single one of us,
Loves Alex Ferguson,
Loves Alex Ferguson,
Loves Alex Ferguson...

Oh, every single one of us,
Loves Cathy Ferguson,
Loves Cathy Ferguson,
Loves Cathy Ferguson... (this was sang when Sir Alex's wife talked him out of retirement!)

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday Sir Alex,
Happy Birthday to you! (if you go to the New Year's Eve/Day fixture, you might hear a rendition of this one!)

If you know of any other Sir Alex Ferguson songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

Even though the Dutch keeper has become a hero with the fans, we haven't heard of any songs booming around Old Trafford. Clearly he's a silent hero. Suggestions of "ooh aah Van Der Sar!" have been mentioned to us but if you know of any other Van Der Sar songs/chants, contact us.

Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red,
Gary Neville is a red...
He hates Scousers!

Tracey Neville's off her head, off her head, off her head,
Tracey Neville's off her head,
She plays netball!

Neville Neville is their dad, is their dad, is their dad,
Neville Neville is their dad,
He hates Scousers!

One Gary Neville -
There's only one Gary Neville,
One Gary Nev-ille -
There's only one Gary Nev-ille!

Neville Neville, Your future's immense,
Neville Neville, You play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad! (this is a song rarely heard nowadays!)

If you know of any other Gary Neville songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

It's criminal how Evra hasn't got a song. We've had a emails about the Evra song rarely heard "you eat frogs in your country" (similar to the Park song), but surely it is time, our favourite left back gets his own song. If you know of any Evra songs/chants you have heard at the game on a regular basis (and not some poem or tune you've just made up!), feel free to contact us.

Owen Hargreaves Is wonderful!
Owen Hargreaves Is wonderful,
He plays with Giggs, Anderson and Nani
Owen Hargreaves Is wonderful!

Ri-o!
Ri-o!

If you know of any other Rio Ferdinand songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

We've got Wesley Brown,
We've got Wesley Brown.
We've got Wesley, we've got Wesley...
We've got Wesley Brown!

If you know of any other Wes Brown songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

Viva Ronaldo
Viva Ronaldo
Running down the wing
Hear United sing
Viva Ronaldo

He plays on the left,
He plays on the right.
That Boy Ronaldo,
Makes England look shite! (originally, 'England' was 'Beckham' but after Portugal knocked out England in the World Cup, the lyrics were altered pleasing many United fans as Beckham was a United legend!)

There's only one Ronaldo,
There's only one Ronaldo...

Come to see Ronaldo,
You've only come to see Ronaldo,
Come to see Ronaldo,
You've only come to see Ronaldo...

Port-ur-gall
Port-ur-gall
(another one to wind up the rival fans as it has a big dig at England as Ronaldo put out England in the 2006 World Cup in Germany, smashing in the final penalty in the shootout)

There's nothing you can do
when he goes passed you
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo...

When the ball hits the goal
it's not Giggs,
it's not Scholes,
It's RONALDO!

If you know of any other Cristiano Ronaldo songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

Anderson, son, son
He's better than Kleberson.
Anderson, son, son
Our midfield magician.
To the left, to the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
He is class with the brass
And he shits on Fabregas!

An-der-son
An-der-son

Louis Saha,
Louis Saha,
Wa Hey Hey,
Louis Saha!

Knowing Me,
Knowing You...
SAHA!

If you know of any other Louis Saha songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

ROO-NEY!
ROO-NEY!

Once a Blue
Always a Red
Once a Blue
Always a Red...

I saw my mate the other day,
He said that he'd seen the white pele,
So I asked, "Who is he?"
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.

30 million, f*ckin' by'eck,
We've signed a Scouser,
who looks like Shrek (not the most flattering song sang from the Reds, but it was only briefly heard in his first match as a United player and is no longer heard)

If you know of any other Wayne Rooney songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

He's won it ten times,
He's won it ten times,
That boy Giggsy,
He's won it ten times.

Giggs...
Giggs will tear you apart (again)...
Giggs...
Giggs will tear you apart (again)...

Giggs...
Giggs has torn his hamstring (again)...
Giggs...
Giggs has torn his hamstring (again)...

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing -
Feared by the blues, Love by the reds...
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs...

Viera - oh, oh, oh, oh-
Viera - oh, oh, oh, oh-
He gave Giggsy the ball
And Arsenal won f*ck all...

If you know of any other Ryan Giggs songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country!
It could be worse, you could be a Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house!

We've got Hong Kong Phooey on the wing,
We've got Hong Kong Phooey on the wing,
We've got Hong Kong Phooey, Hong Kong Phooey,
Hong Kong Phooey on the wing!

He shoots,
He scores,
He eats labradors,
Ji Sung Park, Ji Sung Park...

If you know of any other Ji-Sung Park songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

Nemanja ohhh, Nemanja ohhh,
He comes from Serbia...
He'll F**kin' Murder Ya!

What's that coming over the hill?
Is it Nemanja?
Is it Neman-ja?

If you know of any other Nemanja Vidic songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

He can tackle, pass, head,
Michael Carrick is a Red.
Gerrard, Lampard, Fabregas,
your not fit to wipe his arse! (We've had dozens of emails about this song although it's hardly sung at games)

If you know of any other Carrick songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

Hey Nani-Nani ohhh!
Hey Nani-Nani ohhh!
Ho Nani-Nani!
Ho Nani-Nani!

Hey Nani-nani!
Hey Nani-nani!
Oh Nani!
Oh Nani!
(First heard at the United 4 Arsenal 0 FA Cup game in 2008)

NA-NI,
NA-NI
NA-NI (This simple chant was heard briefly in certain parts of the ground after Nani's superb strike and first Premiership goal for United at Old Trafford versus Spurs)

If you know of any other Nani songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

The Chinese international had to wait for his working permit to come through before signing a new contract at Old Trafford. He spent two years at Royal Antwerp in Belgium before joining his new team mates in Manchester. Maybe he's one who could be a success but the early signs suggest he could be a 'Fergie flop'. There are currently no songs or chants for Dong but if you hear any at a United game then feel free to contact us.

He scores goals, galore,
He scores goals!
He scores goals, galore,
He scores goals!
He scores goals, galore,
He scores goals!
Paul Scholes - he scores goals...

Scholes, Scholes, Scholes, Scholes,
Scholes, Scholes, Scholes, Scholes...

If you know of any other Paul Scholes songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

Gerard Pique is a young centre back who has featured in a number of matches, especially when Rio or Vidic got injured. With his debut goal coming in the Champions League away at Roma, the Spaniard certainly one for the future and should feature more in seasons to come. There are currently no songs or chants for Pique but if you hear any at a United game then feel free to contact us.

When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O'Shea! O'Shea!
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O'Shea! O'Shea!
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
The Stretford End are gonna sing...
"We all know that Johnny's gonna score"

La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la,
La! La!
La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la
La! La!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la, la ,la la...
"We all know that Johnny's gonna score"!

John O'Shea!
John O'Shea!
John O..Shea!
John O, John O'Shea!

If you know of any other John O'Shea songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

Darren Fletcher football genius
(Clap Clap clap Clap
Clap Clap clap-Clap Clap-Clap)
(repeat till he gets subbed for Park)

Darren Fletcher!
Darren Fletcher!
Darren Fletcher!
Darren Fletcher!
Da-ren, da-ren, da-ren, da-ren, da-ren, DA-DA!

We'll only sit down when Fletcher scores
We'll on sit down when Fletch scores,
(repeated until asked to sit down)

Mikael Silvestre! [clap clap, clap clap clap]
Mikael Silvestre! [clap clap, clap clap clap]
Mikael Silvestre! [clap clap, clap clap clap]...

Hey Mickey you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind,
Hey Mickey... Hey Mickey....!

If you know of any other Mikael Silvestre songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

It's not surprising there isn't a song for Tomasz Kuszczak when his name is so hard to spell. It might be ideal for a game of scrabble but the United fans haven't come up with a song or chant yet for the Polish goalkeeper.

Apparently the West Brom fans use to sing...

He's our pole in goal, he's our pole,
He's our pole in goal, he's our pole...

AR-GEN-TINA!
AR-GEN-TINA!
(This chant was originally used when singing about Gabriel Heinze as it winds rival fans up as it's another dig at England! However, with Heinz leaving it looked like one of the crowd favourite chants had to end. Thankfully though, United signed Carlos Tevez so the AR-GEN-TINA chant lives on to see another day!)

Who's that man from Argentina?
Who's that man they all adore?
Plays with Rooney, plays with Wes
He's our superstar Tevez
And forever at United he will score!

If you know of any other Carlos Tevez songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.