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Songs and Chants aimed at Manchester United's opposition
"Are You Watching Merseyside?" - songs and chants aimed at Man United's biggest rivals and other opposition
Sometimes it feels that the fans get more satisifaction singing about the opposition rather than their own team. Liverpool are the Red Army's number one target. It is guaranteed that any United game you go to, you'll hear an anti-scouse song. Then there's the blue side of Manchester. City getting their fair share of stick. Many songs have been sang about the 'bitter blue-noses'. Arsenal and Chelsea always receive a good ribbing too from United fans. Leeds also get flack from certain United fans too.
Click on any image below to take you to the list of songs and chants United fans sing about their rivals, opposition and the enemy...
anti-Liverpool songs
anti-Man City songs
anti-Leeds United
anti-Chelsea
songs about Arsenal
anti-England songs
songs about other teams
anti-Glazer songs
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songs about Chelsea
Songs and Chants aimed at Chelsea

United and Chelsea fans have never got on. From the hooligan days of the 60's and 70's, the 80's skin-heads and the likes of Dennis Wise pissing the United fans off in the 1990's, it is fair to say, there is a clear North and South divide between the two clubs. Saying all that, the rivalry is more on the pitch nowadays as both teams fight for the Premiership each year. There was no trouble between the fans in Moscow which is of course is now famous for the penalty shoot out. The hatred between the two sets of supporters isn't there like it is with United and Liverpool, but no love is lost when the two top teams meet.

John Terry song
Viva John Terry...
United fans singing in Moscow

Viva John Terry
Viva John Terry
Could've won the cup
but he f*cked it up
Viva John Terry

Where's your special one?
You're Not Special

You're not special anymore
You're not special, anymore!

(Sang at Old Trafford when Mourinho returned with Inter Milan in March 2009 - United won 2-0 and dumped Inter out)

 
Special One - (to the tune of 'Where's your mamma gone?')

Where's the special one?
Where's the special one...
Where's the special one?
Where's the special one...

Mourinho Are You Listening?
Mourinho You Were Listening - (to the tune of 'Winter Wonderland')

Mourinho you were listening,
You'd kept our trophy glistening,
Coz we won it back and you got the sack
Walking in a Fergie Wonderland!

 
Mourinho Are You Listening? - (to the tune of 'Winter Wonderland')

Mourinho are you listening,
You'd better keep our trophy glistening,
Coz we'll be back in May to take it away,
Walking in a Fergie Wonderland!

Sign On Mourinho!

Sign On Mourinho - (to the tune of 'La Donna E Mobile from Verdi's Rigoletto')

Sign On Mourinho
Sign On Mourinho,
Sign On Mourinho
Sign On Mourinho!

 

Chin Up Mourinho - (to the tune of 'La Donna E Mobile from Verdi's Rigoletto')

Chin Up Mourinho
Chin Up Mourinho,
Chin Up Mourinho
Chin Up Mourinho! (also sang as 'Cheer Up Mourinho')

 

Sit Down Mourinho - (to the tune of 'La Donna E Mobile from Verdi's Rigoletto')

Sit down Mourinho
Sit down Mourinho,
Sit down Mourinho
Sit down Mourinho!

 

F*ck Off Mourinho - (to the tune of 'La Donna E Mobile from Verdi's Rigoletto')

F*ck Off Mourinho
F*ck Off Mourinho,
F*ck Off Mourinho
F*ck Off Mourinho!

Chelsea Rent Boys!

Chelsea Rent Boys

(chant)
Chelsea rent boys!
Chelsea rent boys!
Hello! Hello...

Where Were You When You Were Shit?

Where Were You On Tuesday night?

(sang at Old Trafford during the 2-0 win on Sunday 23rd September 2007, with reference to Chelsea's poor Champions League attendance at home to Rosenborg (29,973 - worst in 4 years) in what turned out to be Mourinho's last game)
Where were you on Tuesday night?
Where were you on Tuesday night?

(more ribbing from the United fans....)
Shall we fill a ground for you?
Shall we fill a ground for you?

(and even more piss-taking!)
Stamford Bridge, is never full,
Oh Stamford Bridge is never full,
unless your playing, Man United,
Oh Stamford Bridge is never full

Where Were You When You Were Shit?

Where Were You When You Were Shit?

(chant)
Where were you when you were shit?
Where were you,
when you were shit?

Peter Kenyon You're A W*nker

Peter Kenyon, You're A W*nker (chant)

Peter Kenyon,
You're A W*nker, you're a w*nker,
Peter Kenyon... (feel free to replace the name Peter Kenyon with Ashley Cole!)

 

If you know of any other songs or chants about Chelsea, contact us and we'll update our listings.

songs about Arsenal
Songs and Chants aimed at Arsenal

Depending on how close United and Arsenal are in the league has determined the rivalry between United and Arsenal. The focus has shifted from Wenger and his men to Chelsea in more recent years. Obviously, when Arsenal pipped United to the Premiership a number of times, the two sets of fans didn't get on. Things have got spicy due to the mad moments on and off the pitch with a number of famous clashes over the years like the Old Trafford brawl in October 1990, the after match battle between most of the Arsenal team and Van Nistelrooy, and the amusing verbals at Highbury between Keane and Vieria. The two teams met in the 2005 FA Cup Final where United outplayed the Gunners but got robbed on penalties, a game United fans will always want payback for. It is still regarded as one of the biggest games in the fixture calendar when the clubs meet, but generally, the two teams don't have the strongest of rivalries.

Packet of Sweets
Packet of Sweets and A Cheeky Smile - (to the tune of 'Winter Wonderland')

One Arsene Wenger -
There's only one Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a f*ckin' paedophile. (still sang but rather tasteless and uncalled for whatever we think of him)

Sit Down You Paedophile

Sit Down You Paedophile - (to the tune of 'La Donna E Mobile from Verdi's Rigoletto')

Sit down you paedophile
Sit down you paedophile,
Sit down you paedophile
Sit down you paedophile!

He Gave Giggsy The Ball

He Gave Giggsy The Ball

Viera - oh, oh, oh, oh-
Viera - oh, oh, oh, oh-
He gave Giggsy the ball
And Arsenal won f*ck all...

Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net?

Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net? - (to the tune of 'Skip To My Lou')

Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Half of f*cking Europe! (this song is a bit dated now but basically mocked Arsenal's European efforts!)

Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby

Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby

Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby
"Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?"
"No", said Matt,
"You cockney tw*t,
But I've heard of the Stretford - Enders!"

You Only Sing Our Songs

You Only Sing Our Songs - (chant)

You only sing our songs,
You only sing our songs,
You only sing our songs!
Our songs!
You only sing our songs!..

 

If you know of any other songs or chants about Arsenal, contact us and we'll update our listings.

songs about other teams
Songs and Chants aimed at Other Teams

United fans can also dish it out to other clubs, aswell as their main rivals. We have added a few songs the Red Army sings to their opposition...

 
In your Cup Final
In Your Cup Final - (to the tune of 'Go West')

2-0 in your cup final,
2-0 in your cup final,
2-0 in your cup final,
2-0 in your cup final!
(when United are leading, the song gets dished out as a double insult - they are losing and in their biggest game of the season, their 'cup final')

One stand bigger than your ground

One Stand Bigger Than Your Ground - (to the tune of 'She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain')

We've got one stand bigger than your ground,
We've got one stand bigger than your ground,
We've got one stand bigger,
We've got one stand bigger,

We've got one stand bigger than your ground!

You Support A Load of Sh*t

You Support A Load of Sh*t - (chant)

You support a load of sh*t,
You support, a load of sh*t...

(This is the common response to the rival fans singing, "Do you come from Manchester?").

Can you hear?

Can You Hear? ...

Can you hear the (opposition name) sing?
noooooooooo, noooooooooooo
Can you hear the (opposition name) sing?
noooooooooo, noooooooooooo
Can you hear the (opposition name) sing
I can't hear a f*ckin' thing (Waooo aoooo (argh!))

F*ck off to the Championship

F*ck off to the Championship - (chant)

F*ck off to the Championship, f*ck off to the Championship,
F*ck off to the Championship, f*ck off to the Championship...
(Sang to the likes of West Ham and Leeds and other fodder who battle in the relegation zone!)

Going Down, Going Down

Going Down... - (chant)

Going Down, Going Down,
Going Down, Going Down...
(a favourite with all football fans)

We'll Never Play You Again

We'll Never Play You Again - (chant)

Again... We'll never play you again, We'll never play you again,
We'll never play you again...
(when United's opposition are facing the drop from the Premiership, they may get this treatment)

Inbreds What's the score?

Inbreds, Inbreds... - (chant)

Inbreds,
What's the score?
Inbreds, inbreds,
What's the score? (aimed at the likes of Blackburn and other 'Deliverance' towns)

Home to sh*g your sister

Going home to sh*g your sister - (chant)

Home to sh*g your sister,
You're going home to sh*g your sister,
Home to sh*g your sister,
You're going home to sh*g your sister.

The Blackburn Family

The Blackburn Family - (to the tune of 'The Adams Family')

Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
They're F***ing one another
The Blackburn Family.

 

If you know of any other songs or chants about rival teams, contact us and we'll update our listings.

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