Ferguson's red and white army [clap, clap, clap]
Ferguson's red and white army [clap, clap, clap]...

Fergie, give us a wave,
Fergie, Fergie, give us a wave...

Stand Up, if you love Fergie,
Stand Up, if you love Fergie...

Oh, every single one of us,
Loves Alex Ferguson,
Loves Alex Ferguson,
Loves Alex Ferguson...

Oh, every single one of us,
Loves Cathy Ferguson,
Loves Cathy Ferguson,
Loves Cathy Ferguson... (this was sang when Sir Alex's wife talked him out of retirement!)

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday Sir Alex,
Happy Birthday to you! (if you go to the New Year's Eve/Day fixture, you might hear a rendition of this one!)

If you know of any other Sir Alex Ferguson songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

Even though the Dutch keeper has become a hero with the fans, we haven't heard of any songs booming around Old Trafford. Clearly he's a silent hero. Suggestions of "ooh aah Van Der Sar!" have been mentioned to us but if you know of any other Van Der Sar songs/chants, contact us.

Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red,
Gary Neville is a red...
He hates Scousers!

Tracey Neville is a red, is a red, is a red,
Tracey Neville is a red...
She plays netball!

One Gary Neville -
There's only one Gary Neville,
One Gary Nev-ille -
There's only one Gary Nev-ille!

Neville Neville, Your future's immense,
Neville Neville, You play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad! (this is a song rarely heard nowadays!)

If you know of any other Gary Neville songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

The French full-back looked like he had never played football in his life in his first season at United and the majority of fans had already labelled him as a 'Fergie Flop', however, he's produced some fantastic performances since and is quickly becoming a favourite with the fans and a first choice pick for Fergie. It will not be long before he gets his first song belted out from the supporters. In an interview on TV, Patrice said he loved the song the fans were singing about him to the tune of the La Marseillaise. It's a bit of a mystery as we've never heard it. He probably misheard it for the Eric song. However, if you know of any Evra songs/chants, please contact us.

AR-GEN-TINA!
AR-GEN-TINA!
(This chant is used for Gabriel Heinze and winds rival fans up as it's another dig at England!)

If you know of any other Gabriel Heinze songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

Ri-o!
Ri-o!
(Sadly, after stalling over a new contract, Ferdinand lost of a lot of support from United fans and it is taking him time to win many over. This simple chant is the best on offer for the centre back so far!)

If you know of any other Rio Ferdinand songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

We've got Wesley Brown,
We've got Wesley Brown.
We've got Wesley, we've got Wesley...
We've got Wesley Brown!

If you know of any other Wes Brown songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

He plays on the left,
He plays on the right.
That Boy Ronaldo,
Makes England look shite! (originally, 'England' was 'Beckham' but after Portugal knocked out England in the World Cup, the lyrics were altered pleasing many United fans as Beckham was a United legend!)

There's only one Ronaldo,
There's only one Ronaldo...

Come to see Ronaldo,
You've only come to see Ronaldo,
Come to see Ronaldo,
You've only come to see Ronaldo...

Port-ur-gall
Port-ur-gall
(another one to wind up the rival fans as it has a big dig at England as Ronaldo put out England in the 2006 World Cup in Germany, smashing in the final penalty in the shootout)

There's nothing you can do
when he goes passed you
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo...

If you know of any other Cristiano Ronaldo songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

ROO-NEY!
ROO-NEY! (simple chant used by Everton & England fans before United)

Once a Blue
Always a Red
Once a Blue
Always a Red...

I saw my mate the other day,
He said that he'd seen the white pele,
So I asked, "Who is he?"
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.

30 million, f*ckin' by'eck,
We've signed a Scouser,
who looks like Shrek (not the most flattering song sang from the Reds, but it was only briefly heard in his first match as a United player and is no longer heard)

If you know of any other Wayne Rooney songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

Louis Saha,
Louis Saha,
Wa Hey Hey,
Louis Saha!

Knowing Me,
Knowing You...
SAHA!

If you know of any other Louis Saha songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

Giggs...
Giggs will tear you apart (again)...
Giggs...
Giggs will tear you apart (again)...

Giggs...
Giggs has torn his hamstring (again)...
Giggs...
Giggs has torn his hamstring (again)...

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing -
Loved by the reds, feared by the blues...
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs...

Viera - oh, oh, oh, oh-
Viera - oh, oh, oh, oh-
He gave Giggsy the ball
And Arsenal won f*ck all...

If you know of any other Ryan Giggs songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country!
It could be worse, you could be a Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house!

We've got Hong Kong Phooey on the wing,
We've got Hong Kong Phooey on the wing,
We've got Hong Kong Phooey, Hong Kong Phooey,
Hong Kong Phooey on the wing!

If you know of any other Ji-Sung Park songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

AL-AN SMITH!
Alan Smith, Alan Smith, Alan Smith,
Alan Smith, Alan Smith, Alan Smiiiiiith!

If you know of any other Alan Smith songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

What's that coming over the hill?
Is it Nemanja?
Is it Neman-ja?

If you know of any other Nemanja Vidic songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

It's probably still early days but Michael Carrick hasn't got his own song yet, or certainly not a regular one which can be heard home or away. if you know of any Michael Carrick songs/chants, contact us.

The Swedish striker is only going to be at Old Trafford for three months so it is unclear whether the United fans will love him so much that they'll give Henrik a song. If you know of any Henrik Larsson songs/chants, contact us.

He scores goals, my Lord,
He scores goals!
He scores goals, my Lord,
He scores goals!
He scores goals, my Lord,
He scores goals!
Paul Scholes - he scores goals...

Scholes, Scholes, Scholes, Scholes,
Scholes, Scholes, Scholes, Scholes...

If you know of any other Paul Scholes songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey.
Oh Alan Shearer,
Was f*cking dearer,
So please don't take my Solskjaer away.

Ole,
Ole Ole Ole,
Ole,
Ole...

Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer...

Who put the ball in the Scousers' net?
Who put the ball in the Scousers' net?
Who put the ball in the Scousers' net?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer...

If you know of any other Ole Gunnar Solskjaer songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

The Chinese international had to wait for his working permit to come through before signing a new contract at Old Trafford. He spent two years at Royal Antwerp in Belgium before joining his new team mates in Manchester. There are currently no songs or chants for Dong but if you hear any at a United game then feel free to contact us.

When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O'Shea! O'Shea!
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O'Shea! O'Shea!
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
The Stretford End are gonna sing...
"We all know that Johnny's gonna score"

La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la,
La! La!
La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la
La! La!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la, la ,la la...
"We all know that Johnny's gonna score"!

John O'Shea!
John O'Shea!
John O..Shea!
John O, John O'Shea!

If you know of any other John O'Shea songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

Kieran Richardson has been at the club for some years but isn't a regular first teamer. He spends most of his time on the bench, featuring in league cup games and having to play in the reserves on a cold miserable midweek night. Therefore, it is quite strange that he's been a success with England and had a decent loan spell at West Brom. We don't know of any songs about Richardson, so contact us if you do.

The Scottish midfielder is often the scapegoat with most United fans and sadly it seems he'll never strike up a relationship with the majority of fans. Maybe this is the reason that there isn't a song sang from the fans to Darren. However if you know of any songs/chants about Fletcher, then feel free to contact us.

Mikael Silvestre! [clap clap, clap clap clap]
Mikael Silvestre! [clap clap, clap clap clap]
Mikael Silvestre [clap clap, clap clap clap]...!

Hey Mickey you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind,
Hey Mickey... Hey Mickey....!

If you know of any other Mikael Silvestre songs or chants, contact us and we'll update our listings.

It's not surprising there isn't a song for Tomasz Kuszczak when his name is so hard to spell. It might be ideal for a game of scrabble but the United fans haven't come up with a song or chant yet for the Polish goalkeeper. However if you know of any songs/chants about Kuszczak, then feel free to contact us.