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MANCHESTER
UNITED PLAYER SONGS
(1)
FABIEN BARTHEZ
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You
Are My Solskjaer (to
the tune of 'You Are My Sunshine' ) |
You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey.
Oh Alan Shearer,
Was f*cking dearer,
So please don't take my Solskjaer away. |
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Ole
Song |
Ole,
Ole Ole Ole,
Ole,
Ole... |
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Who
put the ball in the Germans' net? (to
the tune of 'Skip To My Lou') |
Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer... |
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Who
put the ball in the Scousers' net? (to
the tune of 'Skip To My Lou') |
Who put the ball in the Scousers' net?
Who put the ball in the Scousers' net?
Who put the ball in the Scousers' net?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer... |
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If you know of any other Ole Gunnar
Solskjaer songs or chants, contact
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(2)
GARY NEVILLE
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GARY
NEVILLE IS A RED
(sang to the
tune of: "London Bridge Is Falling Down")
"Gary Neville he's a red,
He's a red, he's a red,
Gary Neville he's a red -
He hates Scousers!"
ONE
GARY NEVILLE!
(sang
to the tune of: "?")
"One
Gary Neville -
There's only one Gary Neville,
One Gary Nev-ille -
There's only one Gary Nev-ille!"
NEVILLE!
NEVILLE!
(sang
to the tune of: David Bowie's "Rebel! Rebel!")
"Neville
Neville, Your future's immense,
Neville Neville, You play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad!"
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(3)
DENIS IRWIN
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BUY
IRISH FLAG
See
our Manc Irish pages
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DENIS
IRWIN'S BARMY ARMY
(chant)
"Denis
Irwin's Barmy Army!...
"Denis Irwin's barmy army!...."
MY
DENIS
(sang
to tune of 'Mammy')
"Denis, Denis,
I'd
walk a million miles for one of your goals,
My Denis"
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(4)
DAVID MAY
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DAVID
MAY - SUPERSTAR!
(sang
to the tune of "Jesus Christ - Superstar!")
"David May, Superstar!
"Got more medals than She-a-rer!"
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(5)
RONNY JOHNSEN
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ONE
RONNY JOHNSEN
(sang
to the tune of: "?")
"One
Ronny Johnsen -
There's only one Ronny Johnsen,
One Ronny John-sen
There's only one Ronny Johnsen!"
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(6)
JAAP STAM
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YIP
JAAP STAM
(sang
to the tune of: "?")
"Yip
Jaap Stam is a big Dutch man,
Get past him if you f*ckin' can!
Try a little trick
And he'll make you look a dick!
Yip Yap - Jaap Stam!"
(Alternative
version)
"Yip Jaap Stam is a big Dutch man,
Get past him if you f*ckin' can!
Try any stunt
And he'll make you look a c*nt!
Yip Yap - Jaap Stam!"
JAAP
STAM
- BATMAN
(sang
to the tune of: "Batman")
"Na..na..na..na..na..
Na..na..na..na...
JAAP STAM!"
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(7)
DAVID BECKHAM
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ONE
DAVID BECKHAM!
(sang
to the tune of: "?")
"One
David Beckham -
There's only one David Beckham,
One David Beck-ham -
There's only one David Beck-ham!"
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