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| Manchester
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(13
Apr) |
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United already crowned Champions (a week earlier than their fans
had hoped), the Manchester Derby on April 21st 2001 is now only
a battle for City's Premiership survival. A United victory would
leave City needing 8 points from their remaining 3 games. Needless
to say, the atmosphere and tension is now building. Here are the
most popular derby day songs. If you know of any more CONTACT
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YOU'RE
THE PRIDE OF SINGAPORE!
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(see
our United pages) |
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(to
the tune of Yellow Submarine) |
In
the town where I was born,
There's
a team, we all adore,
And there's
a team, that's f*cking s*ite,
And they
play, In blue and white.......
City's
going down with a Russian on the wing
A Russian
on the wing,
A Russian
on the wing...
City's
going down with a Russian on the wing
A Russian
on the wing,
A Russian
on the wing...
They're
going down,
They're
going down...
Going
dow-a-hown, going down...
[ALTERNATIVE
VERSIONS]
City's
going down like a Russian submarine
City's
going to have a silver jubilee |
(to
the tune of He's Got The Whole World In His Hands) |
In
seventy-six,
Now this
is true,
A trophy
was won by,
A team
in blue.
It's
been a long time,
Since
that day,
So we'll
sing 'em a song that,
They
fucking hate...
25 years...
25 years...
25 years...,
25 years...
25 years...
25 years...,
25 years....
25 years.....
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(
sang to tune of Dirty Old Town) |
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And Joe Royle
said,
"Is
that a trophy in your cabinet?",
Are
you havin' a laugh,
Are
you havin' a laugh?.
And George
Weah said,
"I
thought you played in red!",
Are
you havin' a laugh,
Are
you havin' a laugh?.
And Joe Royle
said,
"We're
a massive, massive club",
Are
you havin' a laugh,
Are
you havin' a laugh?.
And Joe Royle
said,
"I've
got a paper mache head",
It's
f*ckin huge,
It's
f*ckin huge.
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(
sang to tune of Marching Through Georgia) |
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Hello hello,
we are the Busby boys
Hello
hello, we are the Busby boys
And
if you are a City fan surrender or you'll die
We
all follow United
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(sang
to the tune of "Rupert The Bear") |
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City - Manchester
City,
Nobody
knows their name!...
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(sang
to tune of "My Old Man") |
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U-N-I-T-E-D,
United
are the team for me,
With
a nick-nack-paddy-whack give-a-dog-a-bone!
Why
don't City f*ck off home!
Tony Book,
Tony Book,
Can
he play football? Can he f*ck,
With
a nick-nack-paddy-whack give-a-dog-a-bone!
Why
don't City f*ck off home!...
Francis Lee,
Francis Lee,
Francis
Lee has got VD,
With
a nick-nack-paddy-whack give-a-dog-a-bone!
Why
don't City f*ck off home!
Lee bums
Bell, Bell bums Lee,
Lee
and Bell bum Summerbee,
With
a nick-nack-paddy-whack give-a-dog-a-bone!
Why
don't City f*ck off home!
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(sang
to tune of "Campdown Races") |
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City is their
name,
City
is their name,
25
Years and won f*ck all!
City
is their name...
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(chant
sang in response to "Do You Come From Manchester?") |
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F*ck off
back to Stockport!,
F*ck
off back to Stockport!,
La,
la, la, la,
La,
la, la, la...
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(sang
to tune of ?") |
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If I die
in the Kippax Street
ooh
ooh
If
I die in the Kippax Street
ooh
ooh
If
I die in the Kippax Street
The'll
be 10 blue b*stards at my feet
ooh
ooh ooh oh oh oh oh
Use
your head and use your feet
ooh
ooh
Use
your head and use your feet
ooh
ooh
Use
your head and use your feet
And
there'll be 10 blue b*stards at your feet
ooh
ooh ooh oh oh oh oh
If my bones
do not bend
ooh
ooh
If
my bones do not bend
ooh
ooh
If
my bones do not bend
Will
you carry me back to the Stretford End
ooh
ooh ooh oh oh oh oh
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(sang
to tune of ?") |
My
old man said be a City fan
I said
f*ck off dad you're a c*nt!
I'd rather
shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than
be a City fan for just one minute...
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(sang
to tune of He's Got The Whole World In His Hands) |
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They've got
the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They've
got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They've
got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
Oh!
City are a massive club!
They've got
Curly Watts as a celebrity fan,
They've
got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan
They've
got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan,
Oh!
City are a massive club!
They took
quarter of a million to Ewood Park,
They
took quarter of a million to Ewood Park
They
took quarter of a million to Ewood Park,
Oh!
City are a massive club!
They've got
3 gold stars on their new club badge,
They've
got 3 gold stars on their new club badge
They've
got 3 gold stars on their new club badge,
Oh!
City are a massive club!
They signed
Spencer Prior on deadline day,
They
signed Spencer Prior on deadline day
They
signed Spencer Prior on deadline day,
Oh!
City are a massive club!
[THERE
ARE NOW ALMOST 600 ALTERNATIVE VERSIONS TO THIS SONG. ALL OF WHICH
CAN BE FOUND AT WWW.M-U-F-C.CO.UK]
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(sang
to tune of If You're Happy & You Know It) |
Let's
all laugh at City
Let's
all laugh at City
Ha, ha,
ha, ha
Ha, ha,
ha, ha...
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(sang
to tune of Hark The Herald Angels Sing) |
Hark!
Now hear United sing
The City
run away
And we
will fight forever more
Because
of derby day..
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(
sang to tune of Dirty Old Town in response to Munich songs) |
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And Frank
Swift said,
"Are
you laughing at me?",
Are
you laughing at me?,
Are
you laughing at me?"
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(see
our City pages) |
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(to
the tune of Seasons In The Sun) |
We
had joy we had fun
We had
United on the run
But the
joy wouldn't last 'cause the Bastards ran to fast.... |
(to
the tune of ?) |
They
say that Old Trafford's a wonderful place
But the
players who play there are a f*cking disgrace
They
have half backs and full backs and forwards too
With
their hands down their pants they have f*ck all to do
The Stretford
End sing
The Stretford
End shout
They
sing silly songs they know f*ck all about
But we
all agree where those b*stards should be
Shovelling
sh*t on the Isle of Capri
Toodalloo
f*ck Man U, toodalloo f*ck Man U |
(to
the tune of Singing The Blues) |
I've
never felt more like singing the blues
City will win, United will lose,
Oh City
You got me singing the blues
[clap, clap, clap, clap]
I've never felt more like crying all night
City are great United are shite,
Oh City
You got me singing the blues |
(to
the tune of If You Are Happy and You Know It) |
If
you all hate Man United clap your hands
[clap, clap]
If you all hate Man United clap your hands
[clap, clap]
If you all hate Man United,
All hate Man United,
If you all hate Man United clap your hands
[clap, clap, clap, clap] |
(to
the tune of Marching Through Georgia) |
Hello
hello, we are the City boys
Hello
hello, we are the City boys
And if
you are a United fan surrender or you'll die
We all
follow the City |
(to
the tune of Glory Glory) |
The
filthy Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
The filthy
Man United went to Rome to see
the Pope
The filthy
Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
And this
is what he said: - "F*CK
OFF"
Who the
f*ck are Man United?
Who the
f*ck are Man United?
Who the
f*ck are Man United?
The famous
Man City went south to see the Queen
The famous
Man City went south to see the Queen
The famous
Man City went south to see the Queen
And this
is what she said:
We love
you City we do
We love
you City we do
We love
you City we do
Oh when
the blues go marching on, and on and on and on and on |
(to
the tune of ?) |
If
I die in the Kippax Street
ooh ooh
If I
die in the Kippax Street
ooh ooh
If I
die in the Kippax Street
The'll
be 10 red b*stards at my feet
ooh ooh
ooh oh oh oh oh
Use your
head and use your feet
ooh ooh
Use your
head and use your feet
ooh ooh
Use your
head and use your feet
And you
wont die in the Kippax Street
ooh ooh
ooh oh oh oh oh |
(to
the tune of ?) |
We
are the boys from the Kippax
We're
loyal and we're true
And when
we playUnited we are ready for a do
We don't
carry razors
We don't
carry lead
We only
carry hatchets to bury in your heads |
(to
the tune of Go West) |
City
- come from Manchester
City
- come from Manchester
City
- come from Manchester
City
- come from Manchester... |
(to
the tune of ?) |
You're
the pride of
You're
the pride of
You're
the pride of Singapore!
You're
the pride of Sing-a-pore! |
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| Many
City fans still sing songs about the Munich Air disaster (which
of course we refuse to publish on Pride Of Manchester). The fact
that one of Manchester City's greatest ever players, Frank Swift,
was also in the tragic accident adds to the sick lyrics chanted. |
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