| | | | | Build A Bonfire | (to the tune of 'Oh My Darling Clementine') | Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, | Put the scousers on the top. | Put the city in the middle | And burn the f*ckin lot... |
| [buy the Build A Bonfire t-shirt] |
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| | | | | He's Crackin' Up | (to the tune of 'Football's Coming Home'') | He's crackin' up, | He's crackin' up, | He's crackin'... | Rafa's crackin' up |
| First sang after Rafa Benitez's amazing 'Fact' press conference, which was shortly followed by a run of 4 games without a win for Liverpool and an FA Cup exit |
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| | | | | Top Of The League... And That's A Fact! | Top of the league, | And that's a fact! | Top of the league, | And that's a fact! |
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| | | | | Fat Spanish Waiter | Fat Spanish waiter, | He's just a fat Spanish waiter, | Fat Spanish waiter... | He's just a fat Spanish waiter |
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| | | | | Are You Watching Merseyside? | (to the tune of 'Oh Suzannah') | Are you watching? | Are you watching? | Are you watching Merseyside? - | Are you watching Mer-sey-side? |
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| | | | | Murderers (chant) | | First heard in response to the 'Liv-er-pool' song after the near-fatal attack on a Bulgarian barman after Liverpool's Champions League Final in Istanbul 2005 (and Heysel 20 years earlier). |
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| | | | | He's Half A Boy and Half A Girl | (to tune of 'When Johnny Goes Marching Down The Wing') | He's half a boy and half a girl, | Torres! Torres! | He looks just like a transvestite, | Torres! Torres! | He wears a frock, | He loves the cock, | He sells his arse on Albert Dock | Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side |
| Whilst Scousers are famed for stealing many things, it came as a shock that they would choose to honour their new Spanish forward with one of United's favourite tunes. Such adaptations are common place with Arsenal fans but Liverpool are normally more original. Perhaps they couldn't get the tune out of their heads after John O'Shea marched down the wing to score United's last minute winner in front of the Kop in 2007. United fans responded with this adaptation although most die- hard reds prefer to still sing the original 'Johnny Goes Marching Down The Wing'. |
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| | | | | In The Liverpool Slums | In the Liverpool slums, | They knock on the door when they want something to eat, | They find a dead rat and they think it's a treat, | In the Liverpool slums. | | In the Liverpool slums, | Your Mum's on the beat and your Dad's in the nick, | You can't find a job 'coz you're too f*ckin' thick, | In the Liverpool slums. |
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| | | | | If You All Hate Scousers | (to the tune of 'If You're Happy and You Know It') | If you all hate scousers clap your hands [clap, clap, clap] | If you all hate scousers clap your hands [clap, clap, clap] | If you all hate scousers, all hate scousers, | all hate scousers, clap your hands... | [clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap] | [continue clappiing for as long as possible, after clapping has stopped, start clapping again louder]. |
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| | | | | Merseyside Is Full of Sh*t | (to the tune of 'When The Saints Go Marching In') | Oh Merseyside! | (Oh Merseyside!), | Is full of sh*t, | (is full of sh*t), | Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t. | It's full of sh*t, sh*t, and more sh*t, | Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t... |
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| | | | | Gary Neville Is A Red (He Hates Scousers!) | (to the tune of 'London Bridge Is Falling Down') | Gary Neville is a red... is a red... is a red, | Gary Neville is a red... | He hates Scousers! |
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| | | | | If You Wanna Go To Heaven When You Die | If you want to go to heaven when you die, | You should keep the red flag flying high. | You should wear a red bonnet, | With 'F*ck the scousers' on it. | If you want to go to heaven when you die |
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| | | | | Feed The Scousers | (to the tune of 'Do They Know It's Christmas?') | Feed the scousers, | Let them know it's Christmas time... | Feed the scousers, | Let them know it's Christmas time |
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| | | | | Sh*t On The Scousers | Sh*t on the scousers, | Sh*t on the scousers tonight. | Sh*t on the scousers, | Sh*t on the scousers tonight, |
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| | | | | You'll Never Get A Job | (to the tune of 'You'll Never Walk Alone') | Sign on, sign on, with no hope in your heart, | 'cause you'll never get a job | You'll never get a job! | Sign on, sign on, with no hope in your heart. |
| [buy the I'd Rather Walk Alone t-shirt] |
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| | | | | Get To Work You Lazy Tw*ts! | Get to work you lazy tw*ts! | Get... to wor-k... you lazy tw*ts! |
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| | | | | Steve Gerrard, Gerrard | (to the tune of 'Que Sera Sera') | Steeeeeve Gerrard, Gerrard | He kisses the badge on his chest | Then hands in a transfer request | Steve Gerrard, Gerrard |
| First sang after Steven Gerrard put in a transfer request in 2005, following Liverpool's Champions League Final victory. |
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| | | | | Have You Ever Won The Treble? | (to the tune of 'She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain') | Have you ever won the treble? | Have you f*ck! | Have you ever won the treble? | Have you f*ck! | Have you ever won the treble? | Ever won the treble? | Ever won the treble? Have you f*ck! |
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| | | | | You Are A Scouser | (to the tune of 'You Are My Sunshine') | You are a scouser, | An ugly* scouser, | You're only happy, on giro day. | When your dad's out stealing, | Your mum's drug-dealing, | But please don't take.. my hubcaps... away | [*= the word 'ugly' often replaced with 'thieving' or 'lonely') |
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| | | | | United! United! Rah! Rah! Rah! | United! United! rah! rah! rah! | City! City! Hah! Hah! Hah! | Leeds! Leeds! Baa! Baa! Baa! | Norwich! Norwich! Far! Far! Far! | Scousers! Scousers! Rob your car! |
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| | | | | A Scouser Can | (to the tune of 'The Candyman Can') | Who can rob your houses? | (Who can rob your houses?) | Violate your gran? | (Violate your gran?) | Sell cocaine from an ice cream van? | A scouser can! |
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| | | | | He's Only A Poor Little Scouser | He's only a poor little scouser, | His face is all tattered and torn. | He made me feel sick, | So I hit him with a brick, | And now he don't sing anymore |
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| | | | | If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow | If I had the wings of a sparrow, | The f*ckin' big arse of a crow, | I'd fly over Anfield tomorrow, | And sh*t on the b*stards below |
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| | | | | Where's Your Famous Munich Song? | Where's your famous Munich song? | Where's your famous... Mu-nich song? |
| | Before 1989, Liverpool fans sang many songs about the Munich Air Crash ('Who's that dying on the runway...?' being the most famous). United fans responsed by adapting the song about Bill Shankly's death ('Who's that dying on the carpet...?'). After the Hillsborough Disaster, Liverpool fans stopped singing about Munich, so United fans questioned, 'Where's Your Famous Munich Song?'. |
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| | | | | Ring Of Fire | (to the tune of 'Ring Of Fire') | Michael Shields got 10 more years | (der der der der der der der der) | Now he's getting bummed by queers | (der der der der der der der der) | 10 more years without parole | (der der der der der der der der) | Now he's got a sore arsehole |
| Whilst many reds who travel to European away games (Galatasary in 1993 especially) can empathise with Michael Shields case, this song remains popular. Looking into the Michael Shields case, it's clear to see an innocent man may have been found guilty for a crime he did not commit, especially after fellow scouser Graham Sankey later confessed to the brutal attack that almost killed a Bulgarian bar tender. You have to question however why there has not been a more high profile campaign to convict the actual person responsible. Sankey was later imprisoned for a racist attack on a Liverpool doorman. |
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| | | | | City Of Culture? You're Havin' A Laugh! | The city of culture? | Are you havin' a laugh? | City of Culture? Are you havin' a laugh? |
| Sang when Liverpool (along with Stavanger in Norway) was made European Capital of Culture in 2008 |
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| | | | | Who Put The Ball in the Scousers' Net? | Who put the ball in the Scousers' net? | Who put the ball in the Scousers' net? | Who put the ball in the Scousers' net? | Ole Gunnar Solskjaer! |
| First sang after Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's injury time winner against Liverpool in the FA Cup 4th Round in 1999. | [buy the 20 LEgend t-shirt] |
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| | | | | Sammy Lee chant | He's fat, | He's round, | He bounces on the ground, | Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee! | | He's fat, | He's bent, | His arse is up for rent, | Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee! |
| Sang at Liverpool's fat midfielder (1976-1986) and Assistant Manager (since 2008) |
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| | | | | He Made The Scousers Cry! | Diego! | Woo oh, oh, oh! | Diego! | Woo oh, oh, oh! | He came from Uruguay | He made the Scousers cry! |
| First sang after Diego Forlan scored both goals in United's 2-1 victory over Liverpool at Anfield in 2002. |
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| | | | | Blame it on Traore | (to the tune of 'Blame It On The Boogie') | Don't blame it on Hamann, | Don't blame it on Biscan, | Don't blame it on Finnan, | Blame it on Traore! | He just can't... he just can't... | He just can't control his feet! |
| First sang after Jimmy Traore's comical own goal at Burnley that knocked Liverpool out of the FA Cup in 2007 |
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| | | | | You're Not Famous Anymore | You're not famous anymore, | You-'re not fam-ous any...more! |
| Sang since Liverpool's last Championship title in 1990 |
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| | | | | Phil Thompson chants | Sit down Pinocchio! Sit down Pinocchio! | Sit down Pinocchio! Sit down Pinocchio! | - o - | Get your nostrils off the pitch! | Get your nos-trils off the pitch! |
| Often sang towards Liverpool's big-nosed assistant manager between 1998-2004. |
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| | | | | Who Put The Ball in the Scousers' Net? (alt. version) | Who put the ball in the Scousers' net? | Who put the ball in the Scousers' net? | Who put the ball in the Scousers' net? | Jerzy F*ckin' Dudek! |
| First sang after Jerzy Dudek's howler gifted Diego Forlan in United's 2-1 victory over Liverpool at Anfield in 2002. A mistake which virtually cost him his Liverpool career. |
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| | | | | Who Put The Ball in the Scousers' Net? (alt. version) | Who put the ball in the Scousers' net? | Who put the ball in the Scousers' net? | Who put the ball in the Scousers' net? | Jamie, Jamie Carragher! |
| First sang after Jamie Carragher's two own goals in United 3-2 victory over Liverpool at Anfield in 1999 |
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| | | | | F*ck McManaman, F*ck McAteer | (to the tune of the 'Macarena') | F*ck McManaman, F*ck McAteer | F*ck McManaman, F*ck McAteer | F*ck McManaman, F*ck McAteer | They're f*cking queer! |
| The song was later changed to 'F*ck McManaman, Ince, McAteer' when Paul Ince joined Liverpool in 1997 |
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| | | | | Paul Ince chants | You used to play for a big club! | Play for a bi-g club! | You used to play for a big club! | - o - | Charlie! What's the score? | Charlie! Charlie! What's the score? |
| These songs were directed at former United player Paul Ince when he signed for Liverpool in 1997. Alex Ferguson had described Ince as being a 'f*cking big-time Charlie' after he had left United for Inter Milan two years previous. |
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| | | | | Jan Molby chant | You fat b*stard! | You fat b*stard! |
| Sang at the fat Dane with a Scouse accent between 1984-96 |
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| | | | | Bruce Grobbelaar chant | Oh, Brucie, Brucie, | Brucie, Brucie, Brucie, Brucie, | Grobble shit |
| Sang at the accused match-fixing goalkeeper 1980-94 |
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| | | | | Ian Rush chant | Ian Rush, Ian Rush, | Ian, Ian Rush, | He gets the ball | And does f*ck all | Ian, Ian Rush, |
| Sang at Liverpool's prolific striker who amazingly only scored once against United between 1980-1996. Whilst his goal may have prevented United from winning the title, his last ever touch for Liverpool set up Cantona's FA Cup winning goal in 1996 |
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| | | | | Hark Now Hear | (to the tune of 'Mary's Boy Child') | Hark now hear, United sing, | The scousers run away, | And we will fight for evermore, | Because of Boxing Day! |
| This song was first sang after United lost 3-0 at home to Liverpool on Dec 26th, 1978. |
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| | | | | You'll Never Walk Again | (to the tune of 'You'll Never Walk Alone') | You'll Never Walk Again | F*ck off, f*ck off... | With a hole in your arse | And You'll Never Walk Again | You'll Never Walk Again |
| This song was famously sang after the 1977 FA Cup Final victory over Liverpool | [buy the 1977 FA Cup Winners line up t-shirt] |
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| | | | Pies and Prejudice - Manchester v Liverpool | "The rivalry between Liverpool and Manchester is not like the rivalry between, say, Edinburgh and Glasgow, based on a philosophic and cultural gap between two proud cities whose very difference and diversity is somehow useful and fruitful. It doesn't actually make sense to think of what goes down between the Scousers and the Mancs as a rivalry at all; it's a vendetta, a blood feud that's Sicilian in intensity, contemptuous at best, raw, visceral hatred at worst, each always out for vengeance and reparation like the Hatfields and McCoys or the Campbells and MacGregors. No player has been transferred between the two teams since Phil Chisnall moved from United to Liverpool in 1964. Also, the malice and ill-will borne by fans of Liverpool and Manchester United's football teams outweighs by far that felt by either team for their traditional rivals across the city, Everton or Man City." | ~ Stuart Maconie examines the history of the Manchester v Liverpool rivalry in his amazing book 'Pies and Prejudice - In Search of the North' [click here] |
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| | | | Know anymore Manchester United songs aimed at Liverpool? | If you know of any other Manchester United songs and chants directed at Liverpool, CLICK HERE to let us know. | Please note, as we receive so many awful new songs that will never take off with the fans, we will only publish songs already heard at the games. | We will not publish songs about Heysel or Hillsborough or other tasteless chants. |
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