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| | | | | We All F*cking Hate Leeds | We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds, | Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds, | Leeds and Leeds and Leeds, | We all f*cking hate Leeds! |
| [buy the We All Hate Leeds t-shirt] |
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| | | | | United! United! Rah! Rah! Rah! | United! United! rah! rah! rah! | City! City! Hah! Hah! Hah! | Leeds! Leeds! Baa! Baa! Baa! | Norwich! Norwich! Far! Far! Far! | Scousers! Scousers! Rob your car! |
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| | | | | Brian Kidd Is Still A Manc | (to the tune of 'London Bridge is Falling Down') | Oh Brian Kidd! | (Oh Brian Kidd!) | Is still a Manc | (Is still a Manc). | Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc. | He f*cked up Leeds United, | Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc. |
| [buy the Eusebio and I Say Kiddo t-shirt] | First sang in 2001, after former United legend Brian Kidd became the Head Coach of a struggling Leeds. Many Leeds fans blamed Kiddo for their demise, verbally abusing him at games, and he was eventually sacked in 2003. They were relegated a year later. The song, changed from 'f*cking up' to 'f*cked up' is still sang today. |
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| | | | | Leeds Are Our Feeder Club | (to the tune of 'La Donna E Mobile' from Verdi's 'Rigoletto') | Leeds are our feeder club, | Leeds are our feeder club, | Leeds are our feeder club, | Leeds are our feeder club. |
| [buy the Leeds Are Our Feeder Club t-shirt] | First sang after United signed Eric Cantona in 1992. Also sang after the signings of Rio Ferdinand (2002) and Alan Smith (2004). |
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| | | | | Let's All Laugh At Leeds scum | Let's all laugh at Leeds scum | Baa, baa, baa, baa! | Let's all laugh at Leeds scum | Baa, baa, baa, baa! |
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| | | | | If You Follow Leeds United... | (to the tune of the Jacob's Club advert) | If you fol-low Leeds Uni-ted | Then you must be fuckin' scum! |
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| | | | | Leeds Are Going Down | (to tune of 'Yello Submarine') | Leeds are goin' down and they're goin' f*ckin bust | Goin f*ckin bust, | Goin f*ckin bust. | Leeds are goin' down and they're goin' f*ckin bust | Goin f*ckin bust, | Goin f*ckin bust. | | They're going bust, they're going bust... | They're going buh-a-hust, they're going bust... |
| First sang when Leeds hit financial difficulty and were battling relegation in 2004 |
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| | | | | Cheer Up Peter Reid | (to the tune of 'Daydream Believer') | Cheer up Peter Reid | Oh, what can it mean, | To a... | Sad Scouse b*stard, and a... | Sh*te football team. |
| Sang to the Leeds United manager in 2003 |
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| | | | | You're Scum and You Know You Are | (to tune of 'Go West') | You're scum, and you know you are! | You're scum, and you know you are! | You're scum, and you know you are! | You're scum, and you know you are! |
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| | | | | Sh*t On The Leeds Scum | Sh*t on the Leeds scum, | Sh*t on the Leeds scum tonight. | Sh*t on the Leeds scum, | Sh*t on the Leeds scum tonight. |
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| | | | | Sheep Shaggers | Sheep! | Sheep! | Sheep Shaggers! |
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| | | | | Baa Baa | [random impressions of sheep] | Baa! | Baa! | Baa! |
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| | | | | Bummed In The Showers | (to tune of 'O Solo Mio') | Bummed in the showers, | You're gonna get bummed in the showers! | Bummed in the show-ers, | You're gonna get bummed in the showers! |
| Sang in 2001 towards Lee Bowyer and Jonathan Woodgate following their vicious attack on an Asian student in Leeds. |
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| | | | | Bowyer's Going Down | (to tune of 'Football's Coming Home') | He's going down, | He's going down, | He's going, | Bowyer's going down! |
| Sang after Bowyer and Woodgate's attack on an Asian student. Bowyer was later cleared whilst Woodgate found guilty of affray. |
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| | | | | You're Not Going Home | (to the tune of 'Knees Up Mother Brown') | You're not going home, | You're not going home, | You're not going, | You're not going, | You're not going home, |
| Sang in response to the Leeds chants of 'You're Going Home In A St.John's Ambulance' in 1991/92 when the teams played each other 3 times in 2 weeks. |
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| | | | Know anymore Manchester United songs aimed at Leeds? | If you know of any other Manchester United songs and chants directed at Leeds, CLICK HERE to let us know. | Please note, as we receive so many awful new songs that will never take off with the fans, we will only publish songs already heard at the games. | We will not publish any songs about Istanbul or others that are tasteless or racist. |
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