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 | |  | | |  | Argentina! | | Arg-en-tina! | | Arg-en-tina! | | Arg-en-tina! | | Arg-en-tina! |
| | First sang in support of David Beckham the season following his sending off in the England v Argentina 1998 World Cup match, which England went on to lose in a penalty shoot-out. Whilst sang at almost every game since, the song also became an anthem for Argentinan reds, Juan Sebastian Veron (2001-03), Gabriel Heinze (2004-07) and Carlos Tevez (2007-09). |
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 | |  | | |  | That Boy Ronaldo (Makes England Look Shite) | | He plays on the left, | | He plays on the right, | | That boy Ronaldo | | Makes England look shite! |
| | Originally the song was 'That boy Ronaldo makes Beckham look shite', after he inherited Beck's famous number 7 shirt in 1993. This didn't sit well with most United fans and was quickly changed a few months later when his penalty helped knock England out of the 2004 European Championship Finals. The song received a more passionate airing when Ronaldo received death threats from England fans, after his winning penalty also knocked England out of the 2006 World Cup Finals. |
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 | |  | | |  | Stick Your F*ckn England Up Your Arse! | | (to the tune of 'She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain') | | You can stick your f*ckin England up your arse, | | You can stick your f*ckin England up your arse, | | You can stick your f*ckin England, | | Stick your f*ckin England, | | Stick your f*ckin England up your arse... | | Sideways! |
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 | |  | | |  | United Are Better Than England | | (to the tune of 'O Sole Mio') | | We all agree... | | United are better than England! | | We all agree... | | United are better than England! | | | | We all agree... | | [Opposition's name] are better than England! | | We all agree... | | [Opposition's name] are better than England! | | | | We all agree... | | city are better than England! | | We all agree... | | city are better than England! |
| | [buy the United Greater Than England t-shirt] |
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 | |  | | |  | Heskey For England! | | Heskey For Eng-land! | | [clap, clap - clap, clap - clap] | | Heskey For Eng-land! | | [clap, clap - clap, clap - clap] |
| | Sarcastically sang about any English player who is having an awful game against United, even including a 17 year old Wayne Rooney, when he had a stinker playing for Everton at Old Trafford in 2003, and Rio Ferdinand on many occassions for West Ham and Leeds United (especially when United thrashed West Ham 7-1 in 2000). |
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 | |  | | |  | England's Number 1 | | England's Number 1 | | Eng-land's, Eng-land's Number 1 | | England's Number 1 | | Eng-land's, Eng-land's Number 1 |
| | Sarcastically sang at any English goalkeeper who is having an awful game against United. Having played for United's biggest rivals, Liverpool and city, David James has probably heard it most (especially when United beat West Ham 6-0 in 2001). |
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 | |  | | |  | Are You England In Disguise? | | Are you England? | | Are you Eng-land? | | Are you England in disguise? | | Are you Eng-land in dis-guise? |
| | Sang to poor opposition, often followed by 'Are you city in disguise?' |
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 | |  | | |  | England, What's The Score? | | England! | | What's the score? | | England! England! | | What's the score? |
| | Sang to Little Ing-er-lunders who get wound up by United's anti-England chants |
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 | |  | | |  | England, Give Us A Song! | | England! | | Give us a song. | | England! England! | | Give us a song. |
| | Sang to wind Little Ing-er-lunders up even more |
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 | |  | | |  | Let's All Laugh At England | | Let's all laugh at England | | Ha, ha, ha, ha! | | Let's all laugh at England | | Ha, ha, ha, ha! |
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 | |  | | |  | Portugal | | Por-tch-gull, | | Poor-tch-gull. | | Por-tch-gull, | | Poor-tch-gull. |
| | Sang to Little Ing-er-lund clubs following England's exit from both Euro 2004 and the 2006 World Cup to Portugal defeats. Still gets a hearing every now and then. |
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 | |  | | |  | We Hate England | | We hate Eng-land! | | We are Manchester! | | Say, we hate Eng-land! | | We are Manchester! |
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 | |  | | |  | Cheer Up Kevin Keegan | | (to the tune of 'Daydream Believer') | | Cheer up Kevin Keegan | | Oh, what can it mean, | | To a... | | Sad Geordie b*stard, and a... | | Sh*te football team. |
| | Sang whilst Kevin Keegan was manager of England (1999-2000) |
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 | |  | | | | Know anymore Manchester United songs aimed at England? | | If you know of any other Manchester United songs and chants directed at England, CLICK HERE to let us know. | | Please note, as we receive so many awful new songs that will never take off with the fans, we will only publish songs already heard at the games. | | We will not publish any songs that are tasteless or racist. |
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